it's your birthday too, yeah

Yesterday she exclaimed, "I recently realize how much I sing. I sing all the time!" I. Love. That.

A text I received: "you got toes. so you won't trip. it's a problem for toe-less people. tripping is."

We bid on lots at auctions together.

Sometimes she wears suspenders and becomes the best boyfriend you could possibly ask for.

Since the adoption thing isn't working out, I'm just going to marry one of her british cousins- then I'll have dual citizenship AND be in her family for real.

We held the Stupidest Conversation of all time yesterday.

I fall asleep wrapped around her arm watching silent films while she strokes my face.

When we dress me, we understand the importance of compromise.

This is long in honor of today being her birthday. Tonight we are going to Dalva to sing and sing and drink and sing. You must come.

they say it's yer birthday

we will dance the night away at edinburgh castle in honor of her 23rd year of existence.
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she will likely get wasted and try many times to hold my hand and tell me something profound about our friendship.
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you will be missing out if you don't come to the castle, we guarantee it.
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My hands are red from sealing your red lips

I totally get it when she says inane things about lipstick.
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When St. Vincent played "these days" at the great american music hall last night, I cried from happiness and she approved.
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We always have the best luck finding clothing at the little boy's section of thrift stores. Our male friends resent this fact.
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She dances. Everywhere. It's sometimes inappropriate.
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I'm illiterate.

She loaned me her copy of "The Phantom Tollbooth," because somehow I missed out on a childhood.

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She carried my new chair on her head. All the way from Goodwill to my house. The whole time.

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I do things for her that her mom would do, like pick hairs from inside her eyes.

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She grows hair from inside her eyes.

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Why Doesn't Netflix Have "The Phantom Tollbooth"?

I proposed naked Taco Salad Tuesday, and although she declined, she didn't leave.

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When she says she's yelping something, she not only checks the website but also vocally shrieks.

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Girl You'll be a Woman Soon

She always tells me that I have too many coats, just when I need her to.
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We win at taco salad tuesday AND waffle wednesday morning.
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Mess of Myself

She comes over to drink the rest of my wine and judge me.

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