Why Doesn't Netflix Have "The Phantom Tollbooth"?

I proposed naked Taco Salad Tuesday, and although she declined, she didn't leave.

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When she says she's yelping something, she not only checks the website but also vocally shrieks.

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Girl You'll be a Woman Soon

She always tells me that I have too many coats, just when I need her to.
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We win at taco salad tuesday AND waffle wednesday morning.
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Mess of Myself

She comes over to drink the rest of my wine and judge me.

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Oh Nine

She predicted that we would be wasted and sitting on a hilltop for the end of the decade. She was right. We kissed each other at midnight.
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She sleeps in my bed. Sometimes I'm in there too, other times I'm not.
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