Young Americans

In Lady Gaga, pants wear you!

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I'm pretty sure if I were to run her through with a sword, I would find that her life blood is peanut sauce and her intestines are made of avocado.

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She labeled my muffin bag with a crayon using her left hand, then presented it to me with a Scottish accent.

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Boxing Day

We're not going to go see Avatar.
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Sometimes I put my fist over her eye. Like she wants me to.
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We're working on having her parents adopt me.
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Maiden Voyage

Sometimes she says "y'are".
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When there is only one seat on the bus we are riding, sometimes she sits. Other times I sit.
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I made this blog for her for X-Mas.
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